Stinkberry

Oh hey, there's also this stupid frozen yogurt craze called "Pinkberry" that's kind of a lot of bullshit. What's more, I kind of love it.

You remember Krispy Kreme? How douchebags from miles around descended upon Issaquah at two in the morning so they could wrap their dumb asses around a glazed donut at four in the morning? How nobody really knew why, except that it was called "Krispy Kreme" and recalled a hip shred of bygone history that no one remembers correctly? Transplant that to frozen yogurt, without even the fake history, and it's called Pinkberry. It's got fruit topping on it, but it's still JUST frozen yogurt. And yet somehow, somewhy, this chain went MEGATON. Somebody bought a frozen novelty phenomenon (froveltomenon) and deployed it upon a city.

Eric and I were so ready to blow the whistle on Operation Bullshit that we never counted on it being any good. To our surprise, it was amaaazing. I loved how it tasted. I loved its subtle icy grit and light citrus tang. I loved how awesome it made me feel to walk around with it next to people without it. I loved how good it tasted in my mouth. It's actually pretty stupid how good it was. This fad is great. I kind of want some Pinkberry right now. Mmm... Pinkberry. Pink. Berry. Iced yogurt. With fruit. Fresh fruit. Pinkberry.

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Oh hayl, they also sell Pinkberry merchandise which seriously must be an awful joke, because a plastic anime saltshaker that was JUST PLASTIC, and like | | <--- THIS BIG, was selling for $24.99. THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND. !!!!!!! That's a nice steak in some places. Or a new release on DVD. Or, like, some crank maybe, but holy shit! A saltshaker?! It doesn't even have salt in it! You have to buy that separately! That's called being a chromosome dumping ground! they also sell plastic dog bowls for $70 omg